albert

loml

albert is my loml

by estasiii November 27, 2021

albertville

Fire hydrant capitol of the world..middle of nowhere...yeehaw

Albertville Alabama

by Yomamaandthem November 30, 2021

Albertico

Albertico is the nicest man/boy you will ever meet if you have ever meet an Albertico you know that they are the most respectful, kind hearted, smart, funny, and charming person you know and they are very sexy and attractive to others it’s like a wormhole or something when you fall in love it’s a never ending cycle of a waiting game with him that is one of his flaws out of the meany perfections Albertico has.

Girl 1- have you meet Albertico yet
Girl 2- no why
Girl 1- he is so nice and ho- never mind anyway.

by The stallion 2.0 November 30, 2021

Alberto

Alberto is a boy, a smart boy who loves karate, football, a b**ch named Mariana but she will leave and then and only then will he meet nut, and Pablo is his nickname btw, pablo really likes nut he puts it in his mouth and everywhere.

Alberto: i really like nut.
Nut: i like u too;)

by Iloveu jk December 13, 2021

Albertan safety

n. False security of person, or society, engendered by deliberate blind ignorance of science and reason.

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Safety harnesses??!! I think not! Actually, I very much think not! My family will be climbing this mountain using only Albertan safety.

And body bags?

And body bags!

by gnostic3 December 21, 2021

Albert

The God of eating pussy. A master at the art of cunnilingus.

He's an Albert when he puts his face between my legs. He knows what he's doing!

by Fiona Gallegher December 27, 2021

Alvertestefany

A name a combination of a group of people who were in an unknown cult altho people say it's just a combination of two people's names given to child

But we don't talk about that 😉

No examples but here:

"Your going to need to choose one or the other one or two?"

"Two.."

"Name them Alvertestefany"

'why??? It has a piece of all our names just tell her mother is a combination of her grandmother's"

by メープル December 27, 2021