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Ashley Tisdale

One of the fugliest Disney Channel stars ever to achieve moderate success; stars in The Suite Life of Zach and Cody, and High School Musical, a Disney Channel original movie. The execs made her dye her hair blonde to make her marketable and cute enough for Disney Channel. Has a terrible flat nasally voice, which can be heard only sparingly on the High School Musical soundtrack, for obvious reasons.
Ashley Tisdale has a song on Disney Channel Mania 4-- listen at your own risk.
by Cameron Z. June 12, 2006
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Ashley and Jennifer

the bestest friends ever! they love eachother and are the 2 most amazing girls ever! everyone thinks their hot
1: you know ashley
2: yeah the girl that is bffs with jennfier?
3: i love Ashley and Jennifer
by ilovecats21 January 17, 2011
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Mary Kate and Ashley

two anorexic streaks of piss who can't acts, sing, design or produce.
every couple of years they come out with a straight-to-video film that no body buys.
why are they still around?
because they have blonde hair blue eyes and, admittedly, they strike a good pose.and prepubescents.
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen make straight to video films that appear on nickelodeon after about 3 weeks.
by xTruth_Hurtsx May 18, 2007
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ashleed

Synonymous with n00b, Ashleed is a term used to describe somebody who excessivley spams forums.
"Wow, there are a lot of new posts on the forum"
"Don't mind them, it was an Ashleed
by Thomas January 8, 2005
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"Ashley" drunk

This type of person includes (but is not limited to) a person who becomes very intoxicated, passes out, vomits all over his or her significant other's bed and bedroom, and then wanders the house naked in front of their significant other's roommates.
"Did you hear what Joanne did this weekend? She was totally an "Ashley" drunk!"
by Guamaiian July 29, 2009
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Ashley

An intelligent, yet beautiful girl, who feels insecure at times. She tries to be the perky, funny girl in the group, and usually succeeds. Of course there is the exception for certain crowds and people. Overall, she tries her best and can be the most loyal friend and great person to talk to, if you just let her in and she in response opens up, as well.
"That Ashley chick is pretty hot!"

"You kidding me, she is just a nerd"

"Ya, a hot nerd!!"
by MadFoy August 6, 2015
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Ashley

1. Origin is English. Name can be used for either gender; male or female.

2. A beautiful, classy name. Usually the name of a sweet, kind, wonderful woman.

However, there are exceptions. (See 3.)

3. A lying, cheating, disloyal, slutty home-wrecker. Tends to have short, frizzy hair because she bleaches and dyes it every other week. Dresses like an awkward teenager and doesn't know how to accessorize or match properly. Always looks stoned, probably because she is. Uses Halloween as an excuse to dress like a trashy whore, with her frumpy butt, cottage cheese thighs, and pudgy gut hanging out. Prefers guys in bands, but has no real standards and often sleeps with random men from clubs and bars. Also likes to make out with people of the same sex purely to get attention from the opposite sex. Despite her repulsive personality and boorish physical appearance, this Ashley is horridly arrogant. For some unknown reason she thinks she can model, and many pray that never happens because no one wants to look at her pathetic excuse for womanly curves any more than they already have to.

In the future, this particular type of Ashley will live alone with her dozen cats.
Girl 1: "Let's ask Ashley to go dancing with us!"
Girl 2: "Definitely! With her with us, we won't look nearly as slutty!"

Person 1: "Did you see that girl grinding on Don?"
Person 2: "Yeah, she's definitely an Ashely."
by StayAwayFromMyManPunkBitch December 15, 2010
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