Sober Drunk Driver

A driver who is so bad and/or douche that every time he or she gets behind the wheel, they might as well have had 6 shots of jager.

"Ever had a friend who's such a shitty driver you wouldn't let them driving sober?"
"Yeah man sober drunk drivers are douchebags, and a menace to society!"

by CBWilson November 6, 2014

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Amazonian pile-driver

The tasteful sexual position where a man is over the edge of a couch or bed on his head. The woman comes over top of him insert his penis inside of her and does a reverse pile driver.

She then exclaimed get on your head bitch mama is about to give you the Amazonian pile-driver (tiny scream of scared arousal)

by Lumber_snac22 October 19, 2023

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Wanky bus drivers

Some one who's drives a bus

Bus not shown up again bloody wanky bus drivers

by Vapez February 17, 2023

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Substitute Bus Driver

The underpaid dumbass who has no idea where they’re going.

“Aww shit, the substitute bus driver went the wrong way, guess ima die!”

by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020

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The opposite of a California Rolling Stop. Someone who does a Drivers Test Stop goes up to a stop sign, comes to a complete stop, waits for 3 seconds, and than slowly accelerates into the intersection. Likely to cause low speed collisions, especially in California where drivers are expected to drive through stop signs.

Most commonly done by recently licensed drivers, old people, and minivan drivers.

Note: after three seconds it is socially acceptable to honk.

It took me an extra 5 minutes to get to work today because the guy in front of me was taking Driver Test Stops. He almost caused me to rear end him.

by Kyrochi May 5, 2014

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