Aqua Globe

Another word used for a bong

Pass me that aqua globe!

by SilverSheilds May 15, 2018

Michael Gloekler

The ideal gay fuck buddy. Usually a fat ass, retarded, and somewhat a cock. Extremely awful looking and is hated by nearly everyone. Proud of the faggot he is and what he can do. Tries to rape people he is fond of. Has red eyes that shine when he's found his next victim. Can be pretty dangerous. Will do anything for his first friend. Is an all around gay ass motherfucker.

Girl: I got raped by Michael Gloekler, I want him to fuck him.

Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he has such a big dick.

by IAmGayBoiye July 16, 2018

Golden Globes

A shit plant(sewage treatment) located in Dundalk, MD off of the back river.

Did you see the golden globes last night?

by Real-Time July 27, 2018

mini-glowfuck

When you get a handjob from someone who’s hand is covered in glowstick juice

“I got a mini-glowfuck last night from that rave now my dick is stained neon green.”

by Pedrospudington September 15, 2018

vote gloat

When you feel elated that the candidate for which you voted won the election.

Ah, the vote gloat that occurs when someone like she wins.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Moist glove

When you jerk off with every liquid in you house with a glove

I just moist gloves with orange juice

by Bemining December 12, 2018

Morning Glory

When you roll a joint on Saturday night to smoke before church the next day.

Yo, let’s baptize your morning glory.

by Laners the blonde December 15, 2018