Shit cast

when feces dries on the penis after having anal sex.

everytime we have anal sex. i get feces on my penis, and feels like a shit cast

by Kick Rocks MF December 11, 2018

Shit Paper

A colloquial term for the flimsy, nigh see-through, but yet sandpapery tissue in most businesses that is intended for wiping one's ass. This paper usually falls apart upon contact with shit and becomes soggy, while still punishing your hole with 100 grit dingleberries.

The shit paper at work sucks! Not only is my ass still covered in shit, but I feel like I wiped with a lava rock!

by Jackieboy17 July 12, 2017

Shit Seed

When there is still remainders of shit in your asshole after crapping and wiping

"Bertha, why do you keep itching your ass?"
"I got a shit seed in there!"

by Spngbobdickpants August 13, 2017

shit joking

Ya nobody knows what this means

"I was just shit joking duh"

by 256843568744 August 28, 2017

Shit Witches

The people who go around dosing people unwillingly with laxatives in order to make them shit themselves.

See: "Turd-Burgling" / "Turd-Burglars"

I saw like 5 people shit themselves last night; the Shit Witches must've been out in Full Force!

by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017

Vagina Shit

Babies. That's it.

How cute! How old is your Vagina shit?

by Daddy Dones August 31, 2017

Shit Cobra

When your shit is so long it stands up out of the toilet.

I walked into the bathroom and there was a Shit Cobra staring at me.

by Nurse Josh October 25, 2018