Definitions by Jackieboy17

Queerbeer 

Bud Light.

Dylan Mulvaney is the new face of the finest queerbeer on sale today: Bud Light.

Queerbeer by Jackieboy17 May 2, 2023

Shit Paper 

A colloquial term for the flimsy, nigh see-through, but yet sandpapery tissue in most businesses that is intended for wiping one's ass. This paper usually falls apart upon contact with shit and becomes soggy, while still punishing your hole with 100 grit dingleberries.

The shit paper at work sucks! Not only is my ass still covered in shit, but I feel like I wiped with a lava rock!

Shit Paper by Jackieboy17 July 12, 2017

Shit Paper 

A colloquial term for the flimsy, nigh see-through, but yet sandpapery tissue in most businesses that is intended for wiping one's ass. This paper usually falls apart upon contact with shit and becomes soggy, while still punishing your hole with 100 grit dingleberries.

The shit paper at work sucks! Not only is my ass still covered in shit, but I feel like I wiped with a lava rock!

Shit Paper by Jackieboy17 July 11, 2017

Blow Ass

Blow Ass is an extreme level episode of diarrhea. This generally involves coating the bowl with shit, as occasionally the wall as well.

After eating 4 Mega Burritos I had massive blow ass. Half my bathroom is now brown.

Blow Ass by Jackieboy17 May 16, 2017

Ass Gasket 

An Ass Gasket is a device that is used to create a barrier between a truck stop shitter and the user's ass. They come in 2 flavors: micron thin paper that is impossible to sit on before it falls in to said shitter, and the handmade, double layer of shit paper placed on seat.

This truck stop is disgusting. I'd better lay down an industrial Ass Gasket so I don't get crabs.

Ass Gasket by Jackieboy17 April 19, 2017

Sprouts

Pubes.

Bobby sprinkled some sprouts he yanked on Tom's sandwich.

Sprouts by Jackieboy17 April 13, 2017

Fatty Sled 

A fatty sled is the cart fatties ride in stores like Walmart because they are 600lbs and too lazy to walk.

Look at that heffer riding the fatty sled! It's barely movin'!

Fatty Sled by Jackieboy17 September 2, 2016