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Nutjazzled nut

Nutjazzled nut, “when she wants it rough but you’ve already tried ribbed condom
Johnny: “she wanted it differently last night !”
Paul: “oh dear me what have you done this time ?”
Johnny: “Nutjazzled nut”
Paul: “what’s that?”
Johnny: “When you take your cockend, dip it into the manuka honey and sprinkle some cracked nuts over it, after that push it right in her!”
Paul: “oh boy, hopefully you’ve had an epipen.”
by voyceboy April 20, 2021
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shrimpy nuts

When something is absolutely wild, unexpectedly rad, or mind-blowing. Can also be used to describe someone who’s adorably attractive or charming in an offbeat way.
“Bro, that street performer juggling flaming shrimp? Shrimpy nuts.”
“Yo, this Thai place? Shrimpy. Freakin’. Nuts.”
“Did you see her outfit? Total shrimpy nuts vibes.”
by Tremendous Tom April 3, 2025
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Nutting vid day

October 11th

Send her a vid of you nutting or else you've got the cheese touch😖
Oh look it's october 11th, aka Nutting vid day, aka one of the best days of the year and I will not be caught with the cheese touch
by swaggyn00dles October 11, 2020
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No nut November

He is leaving his girlfriend unsatisfied because of no nut November
by Brolanderrrrrrrtr November 1, 2021
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Nico Nut

A sex maneuver where an obese man un-consensually ejaculates into a woman’s ear.
My friend Wallace just performed the Nico Nut on his whale of a girlfriend!
by _Hrob_ March 9, 2023
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Lil’ cum nut

Instead of saying ‘hey pookie,’ you could use ‘hey, my lil’ cum nut.’
by imtherealtofucat September 5, 2025
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McMuffin Nut

When you nut in a bitch right after eating a McMuffin
It was a McMuffin Nut
by jPinguino777 September 20, 2023
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