i feel your nuts

i know what you mean

Boy 1: Yeah man, I can't stand that guy.
Boy 2: I feel your nuts on that one.

by Bobismymom December 1, 2014

kick in the nuts

justification for knocking a bitch down

haha that julie bitch was bragging about kicking some one in the nuts till his busted her lip haha now that funny

by Ollie March 1, 2005

Goat Nuts

Really saggy balls, like a goat. My friend's scumbag ex husband has them and now its part of our vocab.

My boys are hangin' so low, I've got goat nuts.

by Jen December 17, 2004

Fish Nuts

When your scrotum is bigger than your penis. Balls are wrinkly and hairy. Mostly common in those people of Asian descent.

Fish Nuts Are A ball sack with just a penis head popping out of it.

by mdamone June 8, 2009

worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts

Utterly and completely worthless; completely valueless.

Bubba: That is about the stupidest fucker I've ever met.

Rawhyde: You said it, brother. He's as worthless as a barrel of monkey nuts!

by Rawhyde & Bubba June 19, 2007

nutter butter

When you reach and grab the sweat off the space between your ballsack and asshole then slap someone in the face.

Vargas got me mad so I hit him with a nutter butter.

by Andrew Montemayor October 2, 2007

nutsmack

a man who masturbates excessively, usually to the exclusion of all other activities

That nutsmack, Dave, would rather stay home and jerk off than hang out with his friends.

by Katie February 18, 2003