Time

The Inevitable marching of time that's slowly killing us.
Joe: Oi what time is it?

John: The time is 2 AM. Let me sleep u fuck...
by Some guy too much free time November 17, 2020
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Show "someone" the time

A threat to kill someone.

Inspired from an old tradition of carrying out execution sentences in the "Piazza San Marco", Venice, Italy. The convict will be facing the infamous clock "Torre dell'Orologio" and the last thing he'll be seeing is "time".
-Person A: Yo Tony, if you don't get me that money in 2 days, I'm gonna show you the time!

Show "someone" the time
by Blackteawithmint September 27, 2019
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Mind Time

"Woh that totally felt like ten seconds mind time"
"Dude, it's been eight years"
by Wasted. October 18, 2008
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Rider in Time

Someone who is indestructible and rides around in time forever and everywhere righting wrongs
Im a Rider in Time, Adamantine I'm indestructible
by HowardJulianRogers 08/01/1965 September 6, 2023
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Pasta Time

When your girlfriend is on her period, fill her cooch with fresh cooked noodles of your choice and maybe a few meatballs if youre hungry, then eat that shit out.
I gotta go bro, my girlfriend said it's pasta time
by Ultimathottimus Prime November 7, 2019
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Unprecedented Times

A dispensation of time where you are expected to be ripping your hair out, growing a beard, supermanning women, leaving your new wife to sneak off with Larsa Pippen, get as many women pregnant as possible all at once like Nick Cannon, and of course use lots and lots of hand sanitizer, also known as 2020.
These are some unprecedented times. It turns out we survived the pandemic and now I'm 30lbs bigger with 3 kids on the way and I have to explain to my wife where I've been.
by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021
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Bumpy time

any type of sexual intercourse. Oral bumpy time is a BJ. auto bumpy time is masturbation.
she was in the bath room so long because she met up with some guy. I am assuming that they had bumpy time in a closet.
by elisabeth of neal November 3, 2009
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