Nut Puppet

Noun
A more extreme version of Fuck Buddy. Similar to Cum Dumpster. A Nut Puppet is someone you have sex with, but have no interest or regard for their needs.

"Was that your girl that was just here?"
"Hell nah! That was just a Nut Puppet."

by kissmyasthma48 August 26, 2018

nose nut

just a intense sneeze that feels really good

that nose nut felt good

by McPleasureSausage March 02, 2017

Nose Nut

When you taking a fat sip of water, and your homie kills you with a joke and snot shoots out yo nose

*Andrew tells a joke to Cameron while he takes a drink of water, and snot comes out his nose

Brett: YO, Cameron just nose nutted!!!

by PastelCloud7 January 25, 2018

Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the little balls of poo that find themselves entangled with your bum fuzz.
Gruff Nuts are similar to dingle berries, the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that tied up in your bum hair that to pick them free means ripping out a good patch of arse lawn.

My house mate was screaming in pain this morning picking out all his gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 01, 2021

Gruff Nuts

Gruff Nuts are the round balls of poo that get entangled in your Arse Lawn.
They are very similar to Dingle Berries , the difference being that Gruff Nuts get that entangled that removing them means ripping free the arse hair they are tied up in.

Should have heard my house mate screaming this morning ripping free his Gruff Nuts.

by Tony Balony the Phony September 01, 2021

Nut chips

When you rub chips on you balls then offer it to a friend. He will think your being a kind person offering to share your snack but he has no idea.

This one time at band camp, joe ate hunters nut chips.

Hey man im going to give that fucking midget over there some nut chips

by Dr.Sexy_M.D. August 03, 2018

nut crutch

any item (or person) that is used to boost someones ego.

I will need a nut crutch after that ball busting.

by BDBD14 April 07, 2024