Zoe Pastva

The most unloyal slutty girl ever. She can not be in a relationship for more than four days without cheating. Will likely sleep with her boyfriends bestfriend.

Mike: Hey Chad do you know what I could get for a nickel

Chad: You could get a night with Zoe Pastva

by Darth Silis November 23, 2019

Zoe

An amazing girl with a amazing personality. She will do anything to help her family or friends. She has short brown hair and has cute, shiny, eyes. If you want a amazing girl, pick a girl named Zoe.

OMG! Did you see Zoe go out with Justin? I wish she was my friend Colton's girl.

by MichaelAnderJakcCAt@.1 April 17, 2019

Zoe

Zoe is an hilarious girl who never thinks before she speaks. An absolute god of memes and finds irony to be the funniest. She’s honest and blunt and doesn’t care about other feelings, but cares about her friends deeply. She may seem mean but talk to her and she will be the nicest person you’ve ever met.

“ Who’s sending default dances?! “
“ probably Zoe “

by Applesarekindacool April 23, 2019

Zoe

A very beautiful girl that is very nice and is loyal and she has a big booty and she will probably date a guy name Johan they often get freaky

Zoe is fun to be around

by Noah 223 April 23, 2019

Zoe

I am an ugly but smart girl . When it comes to my stuff , I can be pretty stingy. I love and support my friends and fam ! I am an artist who doesn't have any motivation . I just draw something random ! I think of me cussing out the rude people in my life and I have a phrase that really annoys people and I love it . When people call me pretty , I say thanks but inside I'm raging because I am not pretty at all .

(Girl) - Omg Zoe you are so pretty !
Zoe - Thanks ! *in my mind* - STOP CALLING ME PRETTY OR I WILL SMASH YOUR FACE IN THE F*CKING WALL NIGGA

by FUBGYA May 3, 2019

Zoe

Zoe is a very awesome person who likes to watch greys anatomy with me. While sometimes she cant form sentences while texting, (just like me), she’s an incredibly smart person nonetheless. Zoe will always talk you through something hard (that’s what she said) and will be there for you no matter what. Zoe is a lot more beautiful than she gives herself credit for, and she loves to watch The Office, (the best show on planet earth). Zoe and I both agree that Jim and Pam are the best couple on planet earth, and we also agree that Roy is the dumbest person on planet earth. Zoe’s overall one of the most awesome people you’ll ever meet.

Zoe’s a real “cuh”

by Prison_Mike December 9, 2019

Zoe LaVerne

An inspiration, a kind person and very pretty! Zoe isn’t like any other person, she’s really nice and VERY pretty! She’s my idol and my dream as a zonut is to meet her one day!

Cody: that persons really nice!
Lexi: that’s Zoe LaVerne!

by Snowman...lav December 29, 2019