it's quiet too quiet

When you go somewhere or do something that should normally be loud, but is actually dead silent.

Shrek: It's quiet too quiet. Where is everybody?

by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2019

Too much floof

Doesn’t exist!

Boy: I have too much floof
Girl: There is no such thing!

by Whyyy89473 March 30, 2021

Go-too Jacket

That one jacket which you rely on when you need to make a statement on a night out.

"Tom must be chasing a girl tonight, he's wearing his go-too jacket"

by Go-too Jacket January 23, 2015

Tumbl too hard

When your Tumblr dashboard makes you jizz your pants.Usually used by people with a lot of porn on their Tumblr dashboard.

Tom:Bill,what's with the stain on your pants?
Bill:Tom,I went on Tumblr today...
Tom:Goddammit Bill,did you tumbl too hard again?

by Wing Kalas March 9, 2014

too damn bad

(adjective) fucking bad; too bad; very very bad.

This fuckin' concert was too damn bad!

by Fangsta March 20, 2003

All too well

A 10 minute masterpiece. The monster cock of the Red (Taylor’s version) album. This could also be used to measure time. For example if your mentally-unstable, walking red flag, raging-borderline-psycho-Taylor Swift obsessed friend or S/O says to you “I’ll be there in 2 all too well’s” this means she’ll be there in 20 minutes. Also, word of advice, never date a b*tch whose favorite Taylor album is one if the following: Speak now, Folklore, Red or 1989. I can attest to this, as i myself am one of these people.

Yo have you heard Taylor’s new album? The 10 minute version of all too well had me in tears.

by Youranusinmyanus November 21, 2021

too much alcohol

There is no such thing as too much alcohol!

Brian said he had too much alcohol last night, pussy! There is no such thing!

by Slump Daddy January 23, 2014