piss test

A drug test where urine collection is the method for testing for drug use

Damnit...off to juvey...I failed my piss test again

by Klepto May 20, 2003

Nose-Piss

When your nose bleeds so much, that it turns into piss.

"Yeah, sorry, can't come over. Got a bad case of nose-piss."

by VolatileLight April 13, 2020

purple-pissing

In the context of the Patton speech, gentian violet was used to treat venereal disease. This was The Man insinuating that all the enemy soldiers had VD.

"We want to get the hell over there and clean the goddamn thing up, and then get at those purple-pissing Japs"

by jamesbondmustdie June 5, 2023

Piss dick

When the taste of your penis is described by the taste of piss. A common symptom is not being able to pee when high.

Maddie said to her friends “ew Tom has piss dick”

by Hehehahahahahahahah January 5, 2022

Piss Sting

If you need a piss and instead decide to masturbate, you will experience a stinging sensation if taking the piss shortly after ejaculating.

"I had piss sting and regretted ever wanking at all."

by 9A Slang March 11, 2009

a piece of piss

something that is as easy as taking a piss

"man united's match against arsenal will be a piece of piss"

by skeo got loose June 1, 2019

piss wench

A female pirate that refuses to acknowledge that she pisses her self and smells of month old piss and refuse to change her pissed smelling carharts. And also a poor excuse of a pirate

1That piss wench is at it again in her nasty piss smelling carharts that piss wench is not our pirate. 2 that piss wench is drunk and delushional and thinking that she is the captain. When all she is a. A pathethetic piss wench

by Bullwinkle O'Reilly April 4, 2019