Salty Naan

A Salty Naan is naan bread so salty it becomes a projectile weapon and a meme. Other use of the phrase Salty Naan is for an insult.

“Stop throwing your Salty Naan at me!”
“Stop being a douche you Salty Naan”

by SaltyNaanMemeLord37 July 2, 2018

Salty sledgehammer

smashing your child's head onto a kurb with a sledgehammer whilst singing kumbaya.

Wow that was good salty sledgehammer

by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 11, 2020

Salty Scones

Tits that permanently taste salty because they have been glazed so many times

I'm not sucking those salty scones

by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021

Salty

Ma nigga

Salty is ma nigga

by neega123 November 4, 2012

salty

An irritated state of mind, in contrast to the contented state of feeling sweet and the more intensely angry, judgemental, and longer-lasting state of feeling bitter.

I don't know what crawled up my boss's ass; she is being so salty today!

Don't bother me; I'm feeling a bit salty.

by Laura McSpadden January 9, 2008

sooty and sweep

Two people in a relationship, ones totally silent, other one wont shut the fuck up.

From the 60's/70's British puppet show

Dude1: Spikes mouth is on the flap, whilst Trevs silent as per usual

Dude2: Bad case of 'Sooty and Sweep' there

by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 21, 2005

Soltuon

When a man sticks his penis into a woman's nose and ejaculates semen into her nose and then pees into her nose and the pee comes out the other nostril and then the girl sneezes on the man's penis and then says,"EWW!",and then the woman bites one of the pubic hairs off of the man's testicles.

"Hey John, I just gave Cindy a soltuon!"

by Queef Eater June 20, 2006