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Sofia

I love Sofia. She is the nicest prettiest drug dealer I know. Bossman Sofia will just make your life better! She normally likes boy if their initials are: JH BH NB BM. Sofia is the best person in my life right now. lol
I love Sofia soooo much
by Zozyyyy March 10, 2020
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Sofia

Most people thinks that it is a name but it actually stands for: Silly Obdurate Fucking Incredibly Annoying girl.
Her natural habitat is a duplex and it is often vegan, but she occasionally consumes human souls.

S.O.F.I.A.s spend their time flexing about the moral superiority that being vegan provides her.
They are very interesting people, and that is their best method this rare species has to hunt their meals, so better be careful if you see one.
If you ever get in their sight, escaping is not an option, so consider yourself a lucky man for seeing one is the best thing you can do.
-Damn, homie, that Sofia is hot af man, she seems interesting and stuff, arn't you interested dude?

*Pulls out Glock 9mm -No *Kills himself
by anonymous May 16, 2020
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Sofia BBC Brown

the thickest, prettiest, and volumptous girl you'll ever find (until you meet me). She is probably one of the smartest girls you'll ever meet, shes loyal, very strong minded, you'd be so lucky if you have a sofia bbc brown in your life. Sometimes you may think shes incredible, some even say out of this world, but theyre actually not that great, ya know pretty mediocre if you ask me, but thats up to you. and shes pretty good at anal if you ask me ;)
girl 1: woah whos that hottie over there?
girl 2: haven't you heard?!? its sofia bbc brown

girl 1: i hope i dont get hard
girl 2: ok
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Sofia

Omg Sofia is such a bottom
by Aurélio April 25, 2020
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Wooden Sofa

Occurs when your animal urinates or defecates an extreme amount on your couch cushions that they acquire the feeling of a "wooden sofa" and are gross.
Man 1- "Hey dude, lemme' sleep on that couch for the night

Man 2- "No don't do that, it's a wooden sofa"

Man 1- "Faggot dogs"
by Bulbasour July 28, 2010
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sofiah

Sofiah is a bad girl and immature. she likes to make a bad decision and regrets later. she love singing but unfortunately her voice is very awful. she likes to eat junk food in the middle of the night. she is an anti social cuz she always with her phone 24 hours. she easily fall for a man that she barely knows.
who is that girl with a curly hair?
oh, she's my friend, sofiah.
by lovelyfriends June 15, 2019
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Sofia

Person 1: God, Sofia is such a fucking loser lol what are you doing up? It's 4am go to sleep. Dumb thot.

Sofia: You know what? You right
by Smolanalman June 15, 2018
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