by IJustReallyHateNazisMan October 23, 2025
Get the Size Duke mug.A horribly botched version of “one size fits all,” usually said by someone trying to sound confident while absolutely not knowing what they’re talking about.
Usage:
Describes anything that is claimed to work for everyone but clearly doesn’t — from T-shirts to tech solutions to your coworker’s “universal” Excel macro that crashes on every PC except his.
Usage:
Describes anything that is claimed to work for everyone but clearly doesn’t — from T-shirts to tech solutions to your coworker’s “universal” Excel macro that crashes on every PC except his.
“The IT guy said his script works for every machine… a real ‘one fits size all’ solution. It bricked half the office.”
by barry_tje November 28, 2025
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