Chad Science

Another term to describe people having taken ship science as they are the chads of engineering.

Person A: Hey, so what's your course? I'm a law major.
Person B: Oh, I'm doing ship science.
Person A: Ah yes, chad science.

by KatyPewy February 12, 2022

Social Sciences

A field of academic scholarship which scrutinizes various topics merged into one course such as political science, sociology, geopolitics, anthropology, criminology, philosophy and psychology. In my opinion it is the most important course to study as politics controls many aspects of our daily lives such as how much bills and taxes we have to pay and what the minimum wage is in each country.

Individuals who study Social Sciences cultivate a more informed decision on which party to vote for as they have more education of the complexity of the political layout.

by UltimateDoge August 28, 2022

Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center

In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.

“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt

Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias

stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”

by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024

Science

Why on earth do we need to know how the damn world works. Okay, I get that some things are useful, but de we really need to know why our water can turn into ice? And all it is is fucking confusing. So, science is the study of facts or truths that are systematically arranged and show why general laws work how they do. Why the HECK do we need this sort of information in our heads?

When ice turns into water, it is science doing it's thingy.

by ima dumbass bitch September 8, 2020

A Science Experiment

An act which commonly involves a steam locomotive, a DeLorean DMC 12, and a cliff.

1: Is this a holdup?
2: It’s a science experiment!

by Polybius_223 July 23, 2024

Pochi Science

pochi science is a cringey ass annoying youtuber that makes everyone turned into Girls/Waifus and most of her fans are just an 5 year olds and Cringey Ipad Kids who got kindergarten dropout. Some of the people hated pochi science and Lankybox Fans and Lankybox teams pochi science to milk every new trends that went viral on internet. And Then pochi science fans getting mad because someone criticize lankybox and pochi science. Most Of Pochi Science Fans are Retarted and she has the most toxic fanbase that more worse than dream, jellybeans and other cringe youtubers fanbases.

Toddler: im wawching pochi science

Her/His Dad: WHAT AND GIVE ME THAT CHUNKY ASS IPAD!!!!
Toddler: if you get taht Ipad i wILL crY lOUD
Her/His Mom: Your Dad is correct and im going to adoption center.
Toddler: NooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by YourLocalOGISMHater December 5, 2023

Science

Everything

Person 1: Can science just not be a thing?

Person 2: So you don’t want to be a thing

by ShanJam June 14, 2022