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Lord Ramen

Basically he’s god, and a leader of some cult.
Person1: I’m here to spread the word of Lord Ramen.
Person2: Wait you also worship Lord Ramen!?
by The Real Lord Ramen December 29, 2020
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Top ramen penis

When the penis looks like the the first layer on uncooked Top Ramen Penis also known as Maruchan Cock
Sabrina-oh my God girl last night I went to perform fellatio you won't believe what the nightmares down there
Bria- I didn't have the best of luck last night either girl
Sabrina- he had Top Ramen penis I got up and left right away it looks like somebody took a uncooked Ramen noodle and somehow rolled it up that Maruchan Cock terrified me
by Ramen Hood February 28, 2021
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Tomato Ramen

A flavor of Maruchan Ramen noodles that was discontinued in the early 2000's due to a "lack of sales" while other flavors that still collect dust on shelves to this day somehow stay in circulation
Bro 1: "Remember that ice cream you told me about? I was looking for it at the store and couldn't find it."
Bro 2: "Yeah, it's probably just out of stock. It's bomb af, so I'm not surprised."
Bro 1: "Naw bro. I mean like there wasn't even a spot for it on the shelves."
Bro 2: "ON MY LIFE DUDE. I swear, if those assholes pull some Tomato Ramen type shit, I'M GOING TO LOSE MY FUCKING MIND."
Bro 1: "Relax bro."
Bro 2: "GET FUCKED, PUSSY."
by |P|R|Y|M|E| August 27, 2021
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Al Ramahi

The phrase used to describe a man with little to no genitals. Often you find an Al Ramahi to be obese and have a very small penis. He thinks he can get girls but realises that his only options may be men.
by Al Ramahi March 20, 2022
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Dead Racehorse

An item of previously high value that has reached its untimely demise or ability to use.
"Opened my oil cap today and found the forbidden smoothie, she's a Dead Racehorse for sure."
by TheSaucySoviet June 16, 2022
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Rainbow Ramen

Instant Ramen made with whatever the fuck you can find in it (veggies, herbs, spices, etc.).
"There's nothing to eat in this bitch, guess I'll make rainbow ramen."
by DingDongButthole September 21, 2022
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Prison Ramen

Ramen Noodles made with more than 3 add ins besides the salt packet.
Earlier, I put onions, egg, and hot sauce in my Ramen Noodles.”

“Yeah, that was prison ramen”
by anonymous January 12, 2023
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