Zaza Penalty 

A term for when someone is acting out of pocket and or on some bullshit so you pass them a some zaza so that they can chill tf out. Could also mean just going out for a smoke but usually after something ridiculous just happened and you need a moment to process.

Alan Diaz was buggin tf out inside the bar and scaring the bitches so Guapski took him outside for a Zaza Penalty.

Zaza Penalty by ye ight March 20, 2021

Penguining 

The act of sliding on your belly like a penguin does.

No penguining allowed at water parks.

Penguining by zimmygirl777 June 12, 2023

coffee penus

When you have to uranate every five or ten minutes because you've been drinking too much coffee.

(Rick): {dialing telephone}: beep beep boop beep boop boop beep

{ring...ring...ring...}

(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?

(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.

(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***

coffee penus by Telephony November 13, 2011

Pengwing

How the sexy Benedict Cumberbatch pronounces "Penguin"

"So why are these woodlands so attracted to pengwings? A fresh water stream through the forest makes a handy highway for a parent pengwing heading home from a fishing trip"

Pengwing by The Dalek Asylum December 2, 2014

pensioners slap 

A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.

Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap.

pensioners slap by Chutney Didsby July 24, 2014

Eye penetration 

A really fucked up fetish were a guy rips out the eye of the victim and than proceeds to use the eye socket like a vagina eye penetration is usually combined with gore and murder

Don’t ever look at eye penetration hentai

Eye penetration by RandomUser April 21, 2019

Pengali 

A very attractive Bengali which can be used on both genders

Look at that Pengali

Pengali by Pengali July 22, 2017