Pee Cumming 

The climatic feeling you get when you let go of an amazing piss that you have been holding for an extended amount of time.

Dick: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God i'm not gonna make it......

**Rushes into bathroom and doesn't care that the seat is still down**

Mom: What are you doing in there Dick?

Dick: AHHHHHHHHH PEE CUMMING!!!!

**Lights Cigar**

Pee Cumming by gmacdaddylovalova September 2, 2012

Pee Pee Monster 

A pee pee monster, otherwise known as a PPM, PEEPEE, or a pee pee monstaaa (sometimes with an added h), is a person who jacks off in excess and tells everybody about it. Pee pee monsters sometimes come with an added fanclub, usually consisting of girls because the average PPM is a skiddish teenaged boy. Pee pee monsters tend to "mix it up" when butchering their meat which makes them special. Some pee pee monsters like to use soap (preferably industrial, bulk made soaps such as you would find in a mall or fast food place) while others prefer to use neck massagers for an "extra tingle." Sadly, another characteristic of a pee pee monster is inexperience. Most can find hapiness in a girlfriend though.

The most famous PPM is a boy named Matt. He resides in Port Charlotte, Florida, a town swarmed with PPMS.

Girl: OMGSHHH DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BOY WHO SKIPPED 3RD TO JACK OFF IN THE BATHROOM?!?!
Girl2: OHHH YEAH. HE IS SUCH A PEE PEE MONSTER!

*in a myspace bulletin*
title: PEE PEE MONSTA
body: SUP MATT?!?!
^he's known as one :)

Pee Pee Monster by kuhristin? November 10, 2008

Pee pee suck

Commonly known as a blowjob, this slang term is used by 6 year olds who think Jeffy is funny.

"dad, give me pee pee suck!" Jeffy said.
" Son... I'll beat the living hell out of you if you say that again." His dad replied.

Pee pee suck by G1223456789 July 11, 2018

Pee Man 

a guy who gets completely wasted, passes out on the couch with his shoes on, and wakes up in the morning without realizing that he peed himself. UNTIL someone else sits on the couch and realizes its wet. They lift up the cushion and find the biggest wet spot known to man.

BRIAN passed out on the couch and when found the pee the next morning, they yelled, "BRIAN!!!!! YOU ARE SUCH A PEE MAN!!!!!" GROSS!

Pee Man by Oshkosh Party March 30, 2008

pee head 

a person with a vary small face/head usaly, but not always a dwarf:)

"that girl look like a proper fish"
"yeah i ano, and she has a proper small pee head too"

pee head by nathannn W May 1, 2008

Pee finger 

Another word for a penis.

"That bitch just kicked me right in the pee finger!"

Pee finger by Anonnn1756 March 26, 2009

Pee-Floor 

Any time you walk into a dirty, skummy bathroom, and your shoes stick to the floor and make that noise like wax being pulled off of skin. Usually they are the bathroom's that have condom machines hanging everywhere, and drunk guy's passed out next to the toilet.

"So, I'm with this girl, Ashley, right? and I'm like lets go "hang out" at your place... and she's like 'ok, but you need a rubber' so I'm like, this crappy ol bar should have one in their bathroom, I walk in, and I'm stuck to the floor...when I pry myself off the pee-floor, shes gone, so is my erection!"

I was stuck to the pee-floor for a half-hour in front of the urnal, so I decide, if I pee on my shoes maybe I could get out of it....WRONG, it jus encaked it more...HELP!!!

I wet my pants last night in the bar cause I got stuck to the pee-floor as soon as I walked in to the bathroom...I couldn't hold it....it was...painful...

"I got to go to the bathroom...too many beers my friend!"
"You can't be serious? In this crappy bar? The pee-floor will get you for sure!"

Pee-Floor by Ben Peterson November 27, 2007