Top monocle wearer and Arthritic percussionist who likes to look at uranus through his powerful telescope.
by A fan of patrick November 16, 2003
by Patrick jenny March 13, 2019
An innocent Patrick is a young individual who displays a complete misunderstanding of basic social contexts and the most simple and instinctive of references. He must be male but does not necessarily need to be named Patrick. Indeed a Jim, Brian or Paul could all be perfectly accurately described as an 'innocent Patrick'.
Sheila: "Did Micheal remember to let the donkey out into the field?"
Thomas: "Did he fuck, sure that innocent Patrick doesn't know his ass from his elbow".
Thomas: "Did he fuck, sure that innocent Patrick doesn't know his ass from his elbow".
by bigballafatdollastacks June 11, 2014
Guy 1: yo I was Patrick shwavy last night i asked a dude in a wheel chair how much longer he was gonna be in it after a car accident but he had cerebral palsy and the dude who was in the accident died
Guy 2: damn bro that’s fucked up
Guy 2: damn bro that’s fucked up
by zoda flea December 17, 2019
Patrick is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He is very smart but doesn’t know it. He is amazing. He will do anything for you. He goes above and beyond to make you happy. He hates when you talk bad about yourself. When Patrick is with the wrong people he can get in a lot of trouble and make bad decisions. Patrick is such a great person that he will tell you when he’s messed up and tell you he will do better. The best thing about Patrick is his devotion to faith. He is also an amazing athlete and he knows it. Patrick is just an amazing guy. Never let Patrick go!
by Yourmomther101 August 17, 2019
The sexy beast of the human world. The most amazing person ever. Some people even worshipped his name in the early 1800's. His name makes all who oppose him quake in fear. He is all around amazing!
by John Mico May 10, 2012
This name resembles the stupidness of the school in which it exposes the ironic fuckedupness for how dumb NB is. Patrick is a good boy who listenes to what is he told
Fuck Patrick K
by Pooorti September 01, 2020