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crack wax

The foul-smelling oily stuff in the "crack" leading up from your anus and between your buttocks.
"What's this smell on my finger?! OMG! It's crack wax."
by uh...clem July 27, 2017
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Without Wax

Often a reference that between highly sophisticated homicidal artists. It is a decoy term used to reference that a very beautiful woman has not yet been turned into wax. This is usually for purposes of Satanic talisman or other black magic purposes such as human juju doll.
Typically the process is having the soul of the beauty entrapped into scenarios that are psychologically or emotionally distressing. The distress is usually of origin due to hexing or cursing. The emotional and psychological symptoms are often psychotic. Although medication can treat the psychosis often times the victim may experience even worse grandiose or painful delusions.
The best course of treatment is to speak with an experienced psychic in angel work, an ordained or professional exorcist, or alchemist.
Example:

Nelly: I don’t understand Josie’s erratic behavior lately. She seems to think everyone is against her.

Ulysses: Meghan and I took her to a spiritual reader in New Orleans but maybe it made things worse. The spiritual reader said something about a woman who keep unholy Saints imprisoned in her storage unit.

Nelly: Is that woman even a spiritual reader or a true crime podcast fanatic?

Ulysses: I’m not sure but she told her to call her local police department to say she might be “without wax”.

Nelly: You mean to tell me that the spiritual reader told Josie that she was marked for unaliving?
by Mystic Illumination 21 May 3, 2024
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Premature wax-elation

When you wax your legs too early in the year and only have a few good days to enjoy your waxed legs, usually because of bad weather.
Ugh, I suffered from Premature Wax-elation last year when there was a sunny weekend, it rained non-stop for the next 3 weeks, if only I had waited until nearer summer.
by Ginger Squirrel April 22, 2019
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Wax

Usually in the context of food. To finish or to eat.
"Ease up, I can't eat anymore I just waxed down this whole plate of jellof."
by Cijai November 17, 2019
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Bunz Waxed

Girl you tryna get them bunz waxed?
Yo I heard that you got yo bunz waxed by Devondre?
by @head_up_herb April 13, 2012
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Wax

The Aroma that is expressed from your gooch after a hot shower, it often smells tangy and is sticky.
Dude after my shower I crouched down and smelt my putrid wax
by Wax Master October 22, 2020
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waxing a camel

This refers to a lady who is shaving her intimate parts.
The use of the word camel is taken from the popular phrasecamel toe.
Whilst watching an ac/dc concert,I found it very difficult to understand some of Brian Johnson's lyrics.
One of the lines sounded like "She was waxing a Camel".
These are not the actual words, But ac/dc may use them if they wish.
Hi Britney, Have you been waxing a camel?
I say Jeeves, Is that lady Waxing a camel?
I can't come out tonight, I am waxing my camel.
I prefer a lady with a waxed camel, not a 70's bush.
Looking through a window,I observed two ladies waxing each others camels, I was thoroughly disgusted!
Look at that camel, I bet it is waxed.
My favourite hobby is camel waxing.
by Scott Bon January 11, 2009
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