Definitions by uh...clem

crack wax 

One of the many exudates of the human body. It is the slimy, smelly, greasy stuff which lines the crack going from the anus and upward between the buttocks.

This crack wax has got to go. It is making my underwear stink.

crack wax by uh...clem December 10, 2022

crack wax 

The foul-smelling oily stuff in the "crack" leading up from your anus and between your buttocks.

"What's this smell on my finger?! OMG! It's crack wax."

crack wax by uh...clem July 27, 2017