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1 Yard Stare

Similar to the 1,000 yead stare, but for someone who doesn't have a single thought behind their eyes. Commonly applies to ipad kids who suffer from skibidi toilet syndrome.
Look at that kid sing skibidi toilet, they have a 1 yard stare, there's not a single thought behind those eyes.
by mustache666 October 12, 2023
mugGet the 1 Yard Staremug.

Yard Rat

A person who continues to live on his sailboat while it is at the boat yard being worked on.
Why are the lights on in that boat, yard rat?
by mmc1 April 12, 2025
mugGet the Yard Ratmug.

yard sitter

Old couch rednecks put in their front yard to sit and drink Coors Banquet beers
My buddies and I drink beer on my yard sitter when our wives piss us off
by jbrow December 8, 2020
mugGet the yard sittermug.

yard donkey

A helpless dirtleg , side twisted puddle slit. A low down dirt ratchet.
by Amandhugnkiss February 8, 2017
mugGet the yard donkeymug.

Bone yard

Wanabe criminal who hides in the boneyard, witness protection!
Bone yard lingard. Wana be criminal from Northside of Brisbane whose father is a correctional officer. BabyG hides in the boneyard!
by Truth will set you free April 23, 2024
mugGet the Bone yardmug.

yard sale

Pretty much a place that you get stuff to sell on eBay, and then pretty much they are wound up on other one of these places so another person can sell it on eBay and so forth
Oh I found this eBay item on a yard sale...lets put that back on eBay because it is crap and make some more money than 75 cents
by Kyle 230 April 28, 2010
mugGet the yard salemug.

Yard Child

The son or daughter of a deadbeat dad, mainly used for Father's who are in the same town not hiding but still will go at any cost of ignoring there yard children as if they were the pleage.
_I'm sorry your honor but that kid is not mine

_the file clearly says it's your biological son

_ Your honor that's my yard child, I don't even know how to spell the retarded ass name my babymama gave him

_Order in the court, what do you think this is a babershop, please have some respect for the gavel
by Toroz May 29, 2018
mugGet the Yard Childmug.

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