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Definitions by FingerPuncher

Train-yard Blast 

A sexual act that involves using a model train set to be involved in love making such as jamming the model train conductors into the urethra or fitting the entire train with its cabs into the vagina

It can also be described as thrusting extremely hard while having sex, screaming at the top of your lungs "CHOOOO CHOOOO" and cumming all over said persons face, ass or vagina
I think me and Cindy are gonna do some Train-Yard Blast tonight"

Power Shish Kabob 

The sexual act of using a power drill on your significant others genitals such as urethral drilling and vaginal drilling. For certain people the drill has a different drill bit on it such as rubber or a dildo.

The deeper the drill goes the more points you will receive in the sex games. *AKA how much cum you shall receive on your face*
I'm gonna try the Power Shish Kabob with my girl tonight"

Alabama Beanstalk 

The sexual art of picking up your girlfriend/sister over your head, much like a giant, and bringing her back down forcefully on your knee. This act is properly done when the back is not broken, but your female partner is short of breath and gasping for air. You can make it extra fun by orally fucking her senseless as she gasps and sputters for air.
I'm still recovering from the Alabama Beanstalk that Tony gave me last night

Pigkneebumstain

(pig-nee-bun- stain) When you/significant other ingests excessive amounts of pork products and wants to preform anal sex and shit all over your/others cock but you continue to preform anal sex.
"Hey bro what did you guys do last night?" "not much man just a little pigkneebumstain" "Oh damn dude you got lucky"

Wrecking Ball

When you attempt to fit your balls into a girls pussy or asshole