muddy puppet

When she is riding you vaginally and you stick your hand up her ass and Jack yourself off.

We were having a great time and I couldn't get off so I had to use the muddy puppet.

by Malcolm's finest September 16, 2017

Muddy Mike

Immediately after getting top from Jiddy On, a horse shits in ur mouth and you proceed to get in a relationship with it

Woah dog, look at munzinger over there, looks like a he gets a muddy mike ever day

by Big Weiner Nog October 4, 2017

Muddy Waffle

A food that consistent of a waffle and pig shit. To find this is an insult that isn’t common.-

“Eat a Muddy Waffle you filthy pig”

by Discomation October 31, 2017

muddicus

A part of the leg that is easily injured when one wants sympathy and attention. Typically becomes a problem into your senior years.

Jim: "Why are you limping like a grandpa? We are in the middle of a Nerf War!!""
Rich: "You hurt my muddicus and I need to rest it!! (as he dramatically limps into the distance)

by muddicus10855 January 2, 2018

muddle maker

A muddle maker is a person that comes to your house and just fucks your toilet up with catastrophic diarrhea.

My boyfriend is a total muddle maker.

by Diarrhea January 28, 2018

Muddy Snowball

When two men are doing anal and the top pulls out, cumming on the bottom’s balls.

I wished I cleaned myself better because that bastard muddy snowballed me and now my sheets are stained with shit and cum.

by Dr. NerdDare May 18, 2018

Muddy clapper

Were u clap ur cheeks and talk

Made by kai godden and brooklyn marynicz

I was in class and started doing the muddy clapper

by Brooklyn mmary February 24, 2018