White Sticky Wireless Mouse 

What may happen to your wireless mouse if you are looking at porn.

Eileen was looking at porn and she was horrified to look down and see a White Sticky Wireless Mouse

White Sticky Wireless Mouse by E-Z N January 12, 2006

Mickey Mouse 

The mascot of an evil corporation.

"I'm Mickey Mouse and I'm gonna eat your children."

Mickey Mouse by tajmahal August 25, 2008

mickey mouse money 

Origin: Mainly used throughout Hispanic/Latino communities.
Meaning: Utilizes the widely-known, animated entity "Mickey Mouse" to evoke a sense of cartoony fiction. Phrase as a whole used to describe "play" money, "fake" money, or lack thereof.
1: a measure of wealth to a lesser degree
2: a false measure of wealth

"I've been making mickey mouse money ever since I got fired."

mickey mouse money by Mister Fresh November 7, 2008

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse 

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is a children's television series, that premiered in prime time on Disney Channel on May 5, 2006. The program is part of the Playhouse Disney daily block of shows intended for preschoolers. Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, Goofy, and Pluto star in the series, which focuses on interacting with the viewer to stimulate problem solving.

Dan: My son loves to watch Mickey Mouse Clubhouse every morning on toon disney.

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse by JackSpicer1337 January 25, 2009

micky mouse 

A term used to describe something that is fake/faked.

Hey that "Rolex" you bought in the market is micky mouse!

micky mouse by Symptomatik February 7, 2007

mickey mouse job 

A job you work at that is not even worth the pay you are working for.

i was helping out a dry cleners with there dry clean delivery monday thru friday 3-5pm for 25 dollars a day dropping off and picking up at two different locations about a 40 mile round trip and occasionally having to make 1 or 2 more extra stops to pick up supplies, used there van and gas. So 3-5 became 2-6 most days and the pay remain the same. this began 2 mess with everyday life not being able to plan anything during the day because i would have to finish up before 2pm and not being able to make any plans in the evening because i never knew when i was going finish.if i needed to do something and was unable to do the delivery i was treated like i was the full time employee and was going to lose my job. The owner said."do you think this is some kind of ' "mickey mouse job"? I could not stop laughing

mickey mouse job by holmes7497 May 10, 2014

riding the cotton mouse 

A woman on her period who uses Tampons.
the string is the tail ergo mouse

It must be that time of the month,Molly's riding the cotton mouse.

riding the cotton mouse by Old dead toad May 9, 2006