spanking your monkey

jacking off

my brother was spanking his monkey while he was watching porn

by kitty February 24, 2004

Monkey Blow

Extremely cheap cocaine.

Fuck man, why'd you buy a bunch of monkey blow?

DUDE! I GOT SO WASTED ON MONKEY BLOW LAST NIGHT! So what if it took 200 lines?

by Sawao Yamanaka April 20, 2006

Monkey

A racial slur often targeted at members of the betailed Saiyan race. Saiyans find this offensive because it suggests their uncivilized nature, which non saiyans are expected to ignore. It should also be noted that, Saiyans do customarily refer to each other as Monkey, which when used in such a context, is a term of endearment.

"I can't believe I was defeated by a MONKEY!"
"Hey man, you hear that Monkey Kakarot just pwned Frieza?"

by babyfrieza December 1, 2011

funny monkey disease

Funny monkey disease, or FMD, is just a nicer way to say AID's. It would be alot nice if you heard, sorry i gave you funny monkey disease, rather than, sorry i gave you AIDs. I mean, seriously, who wouldn't want to have something called funny monkey disease. It has the words funny and monkey in it. Sounds like fun

Sorry, I forgot to tell you, i have funny monkey diseas, you might want to get yourself checked.

Oh, ok....

-2 mins later-

What the hell is funny monkey disease???

by itchy2 January 10, 2009

cunt monkey

The mystical creatures that reside in everything that fucks you over.

James lost his favorite socks.
"Damn, must be those cunt monkeys!"

by lord frumpaloofcanchanpachanpow October 23, 2005

Monkey Scrotum

When a guy's ballsack is similar to a monkey's.

Peter Griffin: "RANDY FULLMAN?! I'm here to beat the crap out of you!"
Randy: "You can't peter, I have MS!'
Peter: "You hear that Chris? This guy has a monkey scrotum and he's bragging about it!'

by usefbishara March 24, 2008

monkeyclaw

A loud and particularly wet fart, one that presumably rips your anus apart. From the infamous "Not Without My Anus" episode of South Park.

Oh Terrance, would you like a MonkeyClaw?
I sure would!
PFfFFFTTTTHHHT
BAH hahahah

by Professor Panic February 28, 2005