McDonalds

The only fast food place that is never more than 99 miles from your location, even if you are in the middle of nowhere.

Fuck! Yo John, We’re out of food!
I’ll drive to the closest McDonalds, so I’ll be back in an hour.
But we’re in the desert!
That don’t matter!

by .&:&3&83 March 15, 2018

mcdepression

The way you feel after eating Mcdonalds

Friend: yo bro I just ate four bigmacs

Other friend: you must have mcdepression

by Iamstonedasfrn August 4, 2018

Mcdonalds

Mcdonalds is a fast way to get fat if kfc isnt your style!

Mcdonalds, DDDDD Diayabities

by MINECRAFT GAMER @ AGAR4 November 12, 2018

McDaddy-O

Gayest fucking daddy.

uwu McDaddy-O you're so hot

by Izzy the Gay February 4, 2019

McDonald's

One of the largest fast food restaurants in the USA. Sells extremely proccessed foods and is known for being unhealthy. Still, they are working on it by selling more salad.

Hey James, you wanna pick up a couple burgers at McDonald's?

by drawdoe March 31, 2019

McDonald's Effect

People believing that subpar or mediocre things are better than they actually are

Person 1: Why the fuck do people still listen to Cardi B?

Person 2: It's the McDonald's Effect man

Person 1: What?

Person 2: It's like how food that will make you cum your pants it's so good exists but people will still think McDonald's is really good

by That one ugly fucker September 1, 2019

McDonald's Dump Box

When you have a plethora of items in your pocket, and they all dump out over a period of time.

Me: hey you dropped more shit!
You: ah jeez, look at me being a McDonald's Dump Box again!

by Chaalsballs October 6, 2019