goob lube

When the one who is giving oral sex snorts and spits mucus onto the genitals of the receiver in place of spit or lube.

Damn, that girl last night used the goob lube on me. It was disgusting at first but it turned out not too bad!

by ghostiegoop March 22, 2017

dude lubed

When a woman has bare-back intercourse with a man, then later has sex with a different man while still vaginally wet from the first man's ejaculate.

Most often the subsequent man is unaware of the first man's jizz and will mistake the wetness for vaginal secretions.

"I think this girl dude lubed me; she was really wet and smelled like cum."

by Jpadg February 22, 2018

Hot Lube

When the male forgets a condom so the female used her shit as lube

Mike: shit I forgot a condom
Grace: don’t worry I just took a shit hot lube is the move

by Rolly Rolly with some gum June 14, 2018

Ms Luber

Everyone needs to meet a Ms Luber at least once throughout their years in school. There has never been a single teacher to roam this earth that has been quite as good as this woman. She is beautiful, has a GREAT sense of style, and treats herself equally. She is a grass eater, vegan, but eats Oreos because they are made of oil. Ew. Once you meet a Ms Luber, you won't ever be able to find any person better. At first, she is nervous but after a little bit, she is kind, exciting, and funny. She loves her students, friends, and fellow teachers. Overall she is one of the best people a person can meet in their lifetime. If you meet a Ms Luber, keep her close.

The new teacher seems weird.

Which one?

Ms Luber.

She is actually really funny.

Really?

by YOURMUMTHER February 6, 2019

Fully lube the bucking

When a person or persons decides to attempt a repair or modification that, on paper, should improve or simplify a function or task. But instead drastically makes it worse. Or when something simple causes a catastrophic failure.

My airsoft AEG needs to have a replacement hop up unit installed, I will fully lube the bucking to get it in easier.......why is my gun hunting ants and not other players?

by Cvpigunguy April 10, 2019

Boob lube

When your boobs sweat tremendously

I sat on my porch for 6 minutes it was so hot I was covered in boob lube the sweat was ungodly. Thanks arkansas!

by Chrisbodybaggedthatbitch July 11, 2019

italian lube

olive oil used for sex...

man 1: "hey got any Italian lube"
man 2: "ya in the bedside table"

by katya & trixie May 5, 2020