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Jon Bon Bow Jump

When a prolific writer gets computer elbow, often referred to as tennis elbow, and then it happens in the other elbow. This sometimes chronic condition receives its name from the rock star Bon Jovi because the elbows are the fringe of the body and like Bon Jovi in a fringe jacket, 'bow pain can jump and have you Livin' on a Prayer.
Damn, my right tennis elbow was hurt so bad but now my left one is killing me. Must've been a Jon Bon Bow Jump!
by CousinofCalliope January 23, 2019
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Jon

Make plans that sound awesome and not follow through.
Adjective:“He was going to take me to his guy to get a tattoo for my birthday. That was last year. Something about this feels Jonnish.”

Verb: “ He said we are going to that awesome gay bar to do karaoke, I have really been practicing and everything! I hope he isn’t going to Jon me again”

(Antonym) JEN

A friend who follows through on fun things.

“Dude, of course we will go to the concert.” “She Jens, she doesn’t Jon”.
by Frosty75 February 15, 2019
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Jon

A guy who who says he will go to gay bars and do karaoke with his friends but never does it.
“So we thought that Friday night was gonna happen but he Jonned
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Good jon

Verb; means for good oath or good luck for many years to come.
Hey you beat cancer good jon to you.
by The_one_and_only_shrek March 31, 2019
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Jon Capz

a boy who thinks he’s a big tough man and has lots of tattoos. has a beard that he thinks is the most amazing thing in the world. laughs like spongebob but is actually a really sweet, loyal guy and is consistent with his behavior
Have you ever met Jon Capz? His beard has gotten so long!
by theladyjanedoe April 15, 2019
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jon

J-O-N the dumbest of all johns, is ether a dumbfuck or just a heroic bastered
Pau iz me jon, i herd u aint good and thatz bad
or bro did you see how Jon snow almost died.
by ohhh hell yea May 2, 2019
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Jon-luc

A Jon-luc is a person who gets too much attention but also is hilarious and kind to most anyone he meets.he is the god of cheez its and loves a good friend
He’s so funny he must be a jon-luc
by John Daniel May 11, 2019
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