jersey shuffle

Crossing more than 3 lanes of traffic in a vehicle without pausing or using a turnsignal, usually to get to an exit.

That b***h sideswiped me tryin' pull a jersey shuffle.

by bdguyjersey April 2, 2006

beef jerky

1. a fuckin delicious snack.

Yes Jack Link's Teriyaki beef jerky makes me cream in my pants.

by J 0 K A November 15, 2005

Jerald

Awesome guy who never gives up on others and will always be on the fence in an argument. Is always loyal to his girlfriend no matter what.

Girl1: My boyfriend is so nice and he truly loves me.

Girl2: He must be a real Jerald

by jmastakiiier12 July 21, 2011

Jerell's Law

Jerell's Law states that any claim made by Jerell is over-exaggerated; thus, upon hearing said claims, one must divide everything he says by two, but if it's really extreme, divide it by three.

Jerell: Duuuude, I got my nollie laser flips on lock; I can do them 9 out of 10 times!

Alex: Jerell's Law? I'm pretty sure that means you can do it only three times out of ten.

by BPC MHS July 6, 2010

Jeremia

Jeremiah is the guy you meet once in your life once he's part of it so do not let him go. This is the guy who loves pineapple, who talks to everyone, who makes everyone laugh who is beautiful and who is difficult to part with. Once you have the chance to know him, do not let him slip away.

Jeremia: don’t let him go

by Clarise2001 May 9, 2019

jerp

fucking a fruit or vegetable...or both (one in the vagina and one in the ass)

My favorite fruit to jerp is a watermelon. I also like to put some applebutter and strawberry jelly and put it in the watermelon and so i can jerp jerp jerp.

by jerp masta August 2, 2008

Jerky Boys

two guys that liked to make prank phone calls, there the reason why caller id was invented

caller: fuck you , you, bastard guy!!!

by JeVoNeR September 12, 2003