John 

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with

John: "Hey Man"

John by Owluminati December 1, 2021

John 

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with "Hey Man"

Me: Sup
John: Hey Man

John by Owluminati December 1, 2021

John 

A one nut wounder.

He has his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo.

Dude I saw a one nut wounder.
I heard his name is john.

John by Pudden_Pop December 25, 2021

John 

likes to say bacon

Friend: hey John how are you

John: Bacon

John by sheeeeesh dawg January 6, 2022

John 

A guy named John.

Do you want some pizza John?

John by YelKyr January 8, 2022

John 

Im a john, were quite boring, we chill an play games with the boys. Yep thass about it.

Wow, why is John writing this at two in the morning

John by one of the other johns January 10, 2022

John 

A guy who is so kind to you and loves you unconditionally but will show red flags later on like playing the victim and being a jerk. If you can get him to communicate properly with you there’s a good chance your relationship will end up happy and for many years but be warned johns are easily annoyed and are very introverted meaning after a fight there’s a good chance you’ll find him locked up in the basement with his gaming controller in hands

Ex: I cant believe John ghosted me for hours!

John by Ghostiepants January 18, 2022