a place where everyones girlfriend has cheated once, was sorry, but still liked the cheating up until they were caught and its usually with a
guy that was way uglier than the boyfriend she was with. usually a cousin.
rhode island, where everyone is single and ready to mingle 90% of the time even when they are married with kids.
rhode island, easiest state to get someones
wife to go down on you for a 50$ wine and dine or some
drugs.
rhode island, that akward moment when you realize your lady slept with every hood nigga in the room.
rhode island, where the
men are the women and the women are the
men.
rhode island guy 1: my girlfriend would
never cheat on me.
rhode island guy 2: uh, she sucked
my dick months ago and kissed you with it the same
day.
rhode island guy 1: all rhode island women are whores.
rhode island guy 2: she sucked a good dick tho.