jewcey fruits

a couple of gay jewish men

oh look, there's some jewcey fruits. they're so sweet

by burbman1969 January 27, 2021

Fruit looped

Verb: to be extremely drunk

"Bro you should've seen Chad last night, he was fruit looped off the Patron."

by DatFreshBuhl337 June 17, 2016

sheltered fruit

When a male uses his feet to hold his phone and proceeds to take a selfie, it also captures the sheltered fruit!

So this guy sent me a selfie today! Good thing he was wearing pants or it would have revealed his sheltered fruit! Who takes a selfie with their feet anyway?

by Rainy Day Women February 2, 2018

Fruit Bat

Slang for a Narcissistic person. May look super cute and fuzzy but turns out they are a sneaky creature of the night that lives to flit from one place to another sucking the sweetness out of everything they get too close to.

That guy is a total Fruit Bat. He's hairy and cute but he sucks the sweetness out of every woman he's ever been with then flies on to the next one. Total narcissist.

by dreamie09 August 22, 2022

what the fruit

Can be used to Express oneself in shock,anger, disbelief.

What the fruit

Jim, What the fruit did you just say!

by Jayka920 October 26, 2019

combat fruit

A combat fruit is any fruit that you carry in your pocket.

My mom thinks that oranges are the best combat fruit.

by CookieCat2 December 3, 2017

taco fruit

Tacos that aren't made in a kitchen but rather grown on trees and are classified as part of the fruit family!

"Can I have a fruit salad?"
"Do you want a taco fruit with that?"
"Yes sir!"

by Zevil August 29, 2017