Skip to main content

Frogge

A smale beaste wiþ foure leggeys. Hit liueþ boþe in þe water and on londe. Hit biþ ofte tyme broune or grene or yelowe; or be hit tropyckal, hit may haue dyuers coloures lyk reed, blewe, and blak and liue in trees. Hit haþ longys and guilles boþe. Þe frogges skyn lokeþ glossi bi cause of his secrecioun, whiche may been poisounous. Moste frogges haue nought a tayl an þeire lymes be yfolden under his likame. His frounte two feet haue four tos and his bak two feet haue fif tos. Þes tos stiken wele to wode, rocke and glas. Froggen moste be in þe water to spawne. Þe frogge haccheþ from an ey and hit þanne becomeþ a tadpolle. It groweþ to þanne a frogge, iþ hit be nought eten. Som male frogges maken loude souns wiþ þeire mouþs for to make þeimselves knowen to femmelles. Som þe femmelles refusen.

Everich frogge et smalle bogges and alyke crikets, fliys, and wurms as mete. Þei haue tungs þat be longe and holden faste to quarrie so it doþ not escaipe. A frogge may been founde in all contynens excepte Antartika.

Frogges be breþren wiþ toades. Toades be muchel lyk froggen wiþ drye þicke sken. Som folk þynke þat þou mayst geten weartes from toades, but þis is nae trewe.
A FROGGE BIP A SMALE BEASTE WIP FOUR LEGGEYS, WHICHE LIUEP BOPE IN PE WATER AND ON LONDE! IT IS OFTE TIME BROUNE, OR GRENE, OR YELOWE, OR, BE IT TROPYCKAL, IT MAY HAUE... DYUERS COLOURES!!!!!!!
by CrazyUrbDicDawg February 11, 2021
mugGet the Frogge mug.

frogmore

Unit of measure that describes the total amount of fecal content ingested by a person unintentionally during sexual encounters. Though minuscule from a per encounter perspective, a person with a highly active sex life can be expected to have accidentally consumed more fecal content than someone less active.
That dude's frogmore must be insanely high! He eats ass every other day!
by princebucky January 25, 2022
mugGet the frogmore mug.
Related Words
frog Frosty frosted flake front butt fro frost frong Frodo froggy frogging

Frottaging

A type of perverted sexual solace performed by men against completely innocent members of the public, often in full view of their compatriots. It is normally associated with inverted men, but can also be performed by normal males against females. An inverted or normal man will select his frottaging ‘victim’ in, say, a crowded train, and approach them in as innocent a manner as possible. They will then rub their genital area or loins against them in an act of simulated sex before making off as quickly as possible. Most disgusting. Young ladies have also been victims to this disgraceful practice, and I urge you all to be very wary of young men who approach you in public areas!
‘Fred was bending over in the shop, tying his shoelaces, when a bloke came up behind him and started frottaging him, thrusting his loins against Fred’s bum. Fred turned around and the bloke made off like lightening.’
by Colonel Barnaby January 20, 2023
mugGet the Frottaging mug.

steady frontin

To constantly put up a fake appearance to impress or deceive to maintain image.
These niggas be steady frontin when they ain't shit
by frankstillcantthinkofaname October 25, 2010
mugGet the steady frontin mug.

escape from tarkov

a hardcore realistic video game that will give you anxiety and make you hear footsteps in your sleep. Unlike accessible games like call of duty, if you die in tarkov, you lose everything you took into the game
friend who just got a pc “hey I just got this new game called escape from tarkov, wanna play?”

Me : *has Vietnam war flashbacks*
by yeetcannonmk1 August 1, 2020
mugGet the escape from tarkov mug.

Tree Frog

Noun. A stunning, gorgeous individual on the exterior, who radiates an aura of confidence and extreme inner beauty as well. The individual is able to grasp anything thrown at them in life; thus being able to maintain a strong hold on what’s most important to them. They keep their cards close to them (suctioned cupped) and are very selective of those who they let hang around close to their branch. If you ever come across. A “Tree Frog” individual; make the most of every second. Being in their presence is enchanting and you will be craving for more time in their company. It’s important to note; they have an amazing soul, an incredible smile and their hugs are pretty sweet too.
by Prince Cepheus November 12, 2022
mugGet the Tree Frog mug.

who are you from home?

Cathy Cook: Sally, dear, who are you from home?

Sally Smith: An O'Neil. My parents are Shaun and Maggie.
by ditzy dottie September 2, 2009
mugGet the who are you from home? mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email