The new lab technician was sent ten floors to the basement store to get a bucketful of benzene rings.
Storeman: What kind would you like? Ortho, Meta, Para?
Technician: Er, dunno.
Storeman: You need to go back upstairs and ask your boss...
Storeman: What kind would you like? Ortho, Meta, Para?
Technician: Er, dunno.
Storeman: You need to go back upstairs and ask your boss...
by Kerb November 29, 2004
Get the fool's errand mug.A term used for defining a person of poor or no wealth. One who is on welfare, a skank ass turd burglar who lives off people who make a living.
It can also be used to degrade your friend after he's made a dumbass of himself, and it just sounds funny to call someone that, regardless of their money status.
It can also be used to degrade your friend after he's made a dumbass of himself, and it just sounds funny to call someone that, regardless of their money status.
Jeeves: Oh, dammit! Tom, what the fuck happened to your part of the rent??
Tom: Sorry man, I lost my job a couple weeks back.
Jeeves: You fuckin' foodstamp! You are worthless, stupid skankface! I ought to face your mom and have her give me a blow job.
Tom: That's cool dude, she's dead.
Jeeves: Shut up Tom, you are a foodstamp, foodstamps don't know anything.
Tom: Sorry man, I lost my job a couple weeks back.
Jeeves: You fuckin' foodstamp! You are worthless, stupid skankface! I ought to face your mom and have her give me a blow job.
Tom: That's cool dude, she's dead.
Jeeves: Shut up Tom, you are a foodstamp, foodstamps don't know anything.
by Marc Oxenreider July 28, 2006
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by Jiub June 16, 2003
Get the Fool mug.When you're checking out a girl from behind only to have her turn around and have an ugly Asian face.
by K-Noodle December 28, 2007
Get the Fooled by an Asian mug.1. Alison changed her relationship status on facebook to "Alison is engaged" on April Fool's Day. Many of her facebook friends fell for it but Betty just laughed at her desperation.
2. Richard buys lotto every week and on April Fool's Day, he updates his facebook status to "Richard is now a millionaire!!! He just won lotto!!!"
2. Richard buys lotto every week and on April Fool's Day, he updates his facebook status to "Richard is now a millionaire!!! He just won lotto!!!"
by gadgetfish May 1, 2010
Get the April Fool's Day mug.the talk of mr. T, but with some added nerd-talk. he is expressing his pity for the fools who dont like the frozen dairy product called ice cream
sam gloshen: i dont like ice cream
MR T.:i pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream!
chris daviduk: MR T. do you pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream?
MR T.: i pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream!
MR T.:i pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream!
chris daviduk: MR T. do you pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream?
MR T.: i pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream!
by mr. beck's advisory March 3, 2009
Get the i pity teh fool who doesnt like ice cream! mug.Somebody that has gone completly off the scale of the word 'Fool' in their stupidity or ridiculous act of trying to be awesome. Usually used as an insult but can be used as a joke when someone was just a bit embarrassing.
by LovinoLovesFinlandEh? August 21, 2010
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