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flapjack

When having vaginal intercourse, you flip the girl over briskly and stick it in her ass...
"First i fucked her in the pussy, then i flapjacked that shit and came up in her ass, unprotected and all!"
by BigPoppaProp August 15, 2006
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flapnut

1) Nust swinging, (flapping) in the breeze
2) A lost homeless person in San Francisco
3) (Most common usage) An exlamatory exlamation exclamed to large groups of people at inappropriate times, usually during a long silence
Being the little ass he is, Jonny yelled a "flapnut" during his gramdmother's funeral and shit his pants in the excitement.
by God March 19, 2003
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Flap Jack

A man who stores tiny hotel liquor bottles under his armpits and/or fat flaps.
Have you got A mini Jack Daniels under your armpit? You Flap Jack.
by Syl Verona Platter January 6, 2011
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ninja attack flap jack

way of grooming a dog or sexual position. Dog: fold ears over head so they touch and put a ninja mask on him.

Sex: jump from top of pancakes and land perpendicularly on top of sexual partner. Also wearing a ninja mask.
"Here at west minstah we see Spuds with the "Ninja Attack Flap Jack."

"Baby, finish me! Do the Ninja Attack Flap Jack!"
by bill from ultimate fakebook February 18, 2004
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flap jacking

when lying naked on ones bed and jumping on to your stomach then to your back resembling flipping a flapjack
I was flap jacking so hard my bed broke!
by MC triple T January 3, 2011
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flapjacking

when somebody cooks up a fresh batch of hot steaming pancakes, coats them thoroughly with a layer of rich golden syrup, and then proceeds to firmly smack them on the exposed butt cheeks of an unsuspecting victim
dude were you flapjacking last night because i got flapjacked so hard that the aunt jemima waxed my butt hair
by dark crystal March 27, 2011
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Modesty Flap

An item of clothing or material that is worn over the female genetalia as a fashion piece or purely to protect the area from foreign matter.
"Hey Rose, I thought you looked different tonight - just realised it's because of your modesty flap!"
by kelstra August 5, 2009
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