Final Solution

When a person asks out an individual and is rejected and resorts to their second choice

Girl: I tried asking out Milosh, but it did'nt work
Guy: That sucks
Girl: Don't worry I'm going for the final solution

by M.P.J January 23, 2020

final stones tour

n. Any once-in-a-lifetime event that will be repeated and repeated ad nauseum.

..........................

Have we heard the last of this impeachment thing?

No way. It’s a final stones tour.

by gnostic3 February 13, 2020

The Grand Finale

When you come.

Jenna: OMG I'm close!
Brad: Close to what?
Jenna: The Grand Finale! Don't stop!

by MudderFukcer June 4, 2020

finally

“after a horribly boring and long time”

finally, we made it back home after school

by nlolhere July 13, 2020

The final Stand

This is when you plan to end it with a bang. You hang yourself, while jerking off to a picture of your best friend’s mom, and right before you blow your load you shoot yourself. Most effective is you do it as your best friend is entering in the room your in.

Bro, you see that billy did the final stand last night.

by Humpdaddy August 7, 2020

finals pooch

The food baby gained from bored and unchecked impulsive eating that ensues while staying up all night studying for finals. You never have time to notice this slow but sure weight gain until after exams are over, at which point you are too drunk to care anyway.

*Shoves face with cocoa puffs and orange chicken* god please let there be a curve, this finals pooch has to be worth something.

by catlady8 December 9, 2012

Final-ritis

It is like Senioritis only with finals in college.

Ashley doesn't want to take her finals anymore and has trouble studying, she suffers from final-ritis

by collegekid11 December 10, 2012