Face Addict

Somebody that is addicted to facebook. Usually has an application for it on their phone so that they can post their whole day on their wall.

dude 1: Have you seen Jenny's new phone?

dude 2: Yeah. Ever since she got it, she's become a face addict. She replies to all my post even though we work different 12hr shifts at work.

by faceguy963. February 17, 2010

Face Mace

-verb
1. to post an angry or hateful message to a persons "wall" on Facebook.

-noun
1. An angry or hateful comment on a persons Facebook "wall".

-verb
1. Please do not ever Face Mace me again or I'm going to report this abuse to the web master.
2. I can't believe i just got Face Maced!

-noun
1. "I just saw the brutal Face Mace Becky left on my wall. The shame I feel is epic."

by Miss Viv April 20, 2010

Face-Tweet

The act of "tweeting" by using your facebook wall instead of a Twitter account.

If you want to know what she is up to, just look at her wall on Facebook. She is a Face-Tweeter.

by MTS 2010 July 27, 2010

face-crotch

(Verb) The universal term for both the giving or receiving or either filatio or cunnilingus.

-OTHER FORMS

face-crotched, face-crotching

Man 1: How'd last night go?

Man 2: Dude, that girl gives awesome face-crotch

by face-crotcher October 19, 2010

Face-dump

To unfriend or block someone on Facebook

I face-dumped John Doe the other day on Facebook.

by Brodeurguy April 6, 2012

Face Fishing

The act of searching for a partner from which you will receive oral sex.

Watup bruh, what you doin tonight?

Shit mang, bout to go face fishing.

Hell yea, me too.

by Ghostface Killah 513 September 1, 2012

face lotion

Instead of using lotion to jerk off with your hand, you have someone suck your dick.

"Hey babe, come give me some face lotion!'

by iRush God December 8, 2012