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Face-tweet

The posting of mundane information that is better suited to twitter
FB Post: I just had a ham sandwich for lunch
Comment: Dude, don't face-tweet me that boring shit!
Face-tweet by 1ezlife August 23, 2011

Insta-tweet-face 

When your stuck on your social media for hours and frozen in time. Not even hearing or seeing anything around you.
Insta-tweet-face-

How was your date? Idk... she was. instatweetfaced the whole time!

tweet with the face space

to indicate that one is not up on current trends by referencing (in an odd way) the names of social networking sites that you really have no experience with
So, I called Jeremy, but he was tweeting with the face space, so I told him I'd call him back later, since I didn't want to interfere with his newfangled electronic masturbation machine.

Cindy told me she was trying to contact me all day. When I told her I don't tweet with the face space, she laughed with understanding, and said she'd ring later. I told her "two longs, one short". She didn't get it.

Face/Teeth 

to hit some in the face in a hardcore dance pit



a hardcore improv band called Face/Teeth from Rochester, NY
"You got Face/Teeth bitch!"
Face/Teeth by baphomets_child January 19, 2005

Face/Teeth 

to hit someone in the face in a hardcore dance pit.




name of a band from Rochester, NY
"You got face/teeth bitch!"
Face/Teeth by baphomets_child January 19, 2005

face tweeting 

When one uses facebook as a twitter like apparatus to express random shit.
Face tweeter: "I just ate some soup lol"

Guy: "Couldn't you have just used your twitter account for that?"

Face tweeter: "Oh, sorry. I must have been face tweeting again."