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Face-tweet

The posting of mundane information that is better suited to twitter
FB Post: I just had a ham sandwich for lunch
Comment: Dude, don't face-tweet me that boring shit!
Face-tweet by 1ezlife August 23, 2011

Insta-tweet-face 

When your stuck on your social media for hours and frozen in time. Not even hearing or seeing anything around you.
Insta-tweet-face-

How was your date? Idk... she was. instatweetfaced the whole time!

tweet with the face space

to indicate that one is not up on current trends by referencing (in an odd way) the names of social networking sites that you really have no experience with
So, I called Jeremy, but he was tweeting with the face space, so I told him I'd call him back later, since I didn't want to interfere with his newfangled electronic masturbation machine.

Cindy told me she was trying to contact me all day. When I told her I don't tweet with the face space, she laughed with understanding, and said she'd ring later. I told her "two longs, one short". She didn't get it.

Face/Teeth 

to hit some in the face in a hardcore dance pit



a hardcore improv band called Face/Teeth from Rochester, NY
Face/Teeth by baphomets_child January 19, 2005

Face/Teeth 

to hit someone in the face in a hardcore dance pit.




name of a band from Rochester, NY
Face/Teeth by baphomets_child January 19, 2005

face tweeting 

When one uses facebook as a twitter like apparatus to express random shit.
Face tweeter: "I just ate some soup lol"

Guy: "Couldn't you have just used your twitter account for that?"

Face tweeter: "Oh, sorry. I must have been face tweeting again."
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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