Ethan

That one guy who thinks he's socially awkward but is really the life of the party. Cute, witty, sweet, intelligent, talented in the arts. Not a sports guy, but healthy. Really funny and a great to be around as a friend, or something more. People love him, despite that he doesn't know it. Good job you're a great guy. ❤️

Did you know Ethan's dating her? I can't believe it! She's so... Special...

by Supguysitsmeeee February 18, 2019

Ethan

Ethan’s are ugly. They usually have long necks. They have .1 inch penis. They cannot get girls. They think they the shit. They a snitch

You see that yellow and black animal with long necks. I call them Ethan

by Badboysvg2791 June 15, 2018

Ethan

To not show up to any event that your friends invite you to even tho you said you would go.

Man he pulled an Ethan last week for Fred’s party and didn’t show up

by Foofooyoass June 24, 2018

Ethan

Tends to have longer hair than other males. Never has money on him and doesn't care about anything. Usually Throws up after around 3 shots have consuming. Ethan's also have some of the longest heads out of any name. There nicknames vary from Dude or Absolute Long Head.

Dude, Check out that Ethan.

by Devil85 May 24, 2017

Ethan

He is a big poppy head who sucka da pepper. He also usually has a whopping -2 braincells

Me:hes gay
My g:yes has such an ethan

by Nonceboi69 January 17, 2020

Ethan

he likes ice cream. and kit-kats.

Ethan loves ice cream.

by oof123 January 10, 2018

Ethan

Probably the most dirty butch in all thy land, has a tiny penis and omg don’t even get me started on his gayness and addiction to sexual activity with other males. He will never say no to taking a big cum shot on his face or taking it in the ass, as long as you ask nicely he’ll do it. I love Ethan and you should too

Hey, I’m so gay im Ethan

by Lolzewesev June 13, 2019