Dutch oven baby

When you go to give a Dutch oven but accidently shit the bed and the turds would be referred to as Dutch oven babies.

Last night i went to Dutch oven my girlfriend and instead gave her a Dutch oven baby.

by Thrashpanduh December 12, 2021

Dutch Oven Pot Roast

When your teenage son leaves a huge above-waterline shit in the toilet and doesn't flush it because he knows it wont go down. Instead, he closes the door and leaves it for you to find.

Fucking Andrew left me a dutch oven pot roast before he left for school.

by Bibendum February 10, 2022

dutch toilet

A rare phenomenon that a turd is so solid it stands up out of the toilet bowl only to collapse hit the balls and destroy everything in its path.

Boy that was a really good Dutch Toilet - it was so big it even hit Remi’s balls.,

by Buford C Cabhash April 14, 2022

Dutch Airfrier

The act act of farting into a fan pointed in the direction of an unaware individual.

Eddy gave Cat a dutch airfrier as he walked past the fan.

by RandyLane December 12, 2022

infinity dutch

A dutch meant to be used to roll into a blunt, however possessing no end on the leaf where it can be peeled. The roller often continually turns and turns it looking for the end before turning to the other side, or cracking a new as it is deemed an Infinity Dutch.

"What the fuck is taking you so long you rook"

"Its a fucking infinity dutch, get in the car."

by Ridgefields Finest November 12, 2007

two dutch mugs

To be really wasted.

a sort of spoonerism: too much drugs

"what has he taken?"
"Two Dutch Mugs"


"Ah, man, driving this car would be easier if it wasn't for these Two Dutch Mugs"

by spikee-pixie April 16, 2009

Open Dutch oven

Similar to a regular Dutch oven, however after brewing the farts beneath the sheets. You gently lift the blanket where your head lays, then let go as the Dutch oven wind is subtly pushed toward your unsuspecting partners face.... Creating the open Dutch oven.

"he hit me with an open Dutch oven"

by Pabalabalo June 13, 2017