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Cry Cultist

A Cry Cultist is someone who gets upset over the tiniest shit ever.

These people get mad at Blood (gore excluded), Weapons, Any violence whatsoever, (Yes it is normal for a human being to be scared of this stuff but multiply this by 100 times more)

These creatures are wildly found on Twitter, Tumblr, Tiktok, and Discord,

Ex. "OP should of put a trigger warning *satire picture of character holding pistol jokingly*"

A cry cultist could be mistaken for someone for ptsd. but these mfs don't have ptsd, These fuckers use it for their own "aesthetic"

(these people are mostly around 12 to 17.) (fucking grow up)
"OP should of put a trigger warning *satire picture of character holding pistol jokingly*" (This is a cry cultist)

(this insult could go like anything you think of. Ex. "lmao cry cultist")
by BlitzBerries July 27, 2023
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Draken830 Cultism

A type of incel that tries to follow draken830's actions in hopes of getting more blackpilled. see: weight, dead weight, retarded retard, & blackpill.
Person 1: Dude, I've been trying to follow Draken830 Cultism for years now...
Person 2: Dude, how's that been going for you?
Person 3: I can barely bring myself to shower less then once a year!
by AntiDraken February 16, 2025
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Low Cortisol

“Being single shifts me into a low cortisol state.”
by ProudMunch March 8, 2026
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High Cortisol

overstressed and anxious
this homework is having me high cortisol ;(
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Carly Freakin Curtsinger

Verb: Kinda freakin weird but mostly fun. She as a best friend named Nicele Maggard. She Likes Boys...the black ones mostly.
carly freakin curtsinger is sex
by as;ldlfja;lsdkjf. June 11, 2010
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Catching A Curtie

When you sneak a nap in while on shift
Guy 1 “Hey, where’s Jerry?”
Guy 2 “I think he’s out behind the silos catching a curtie
by Baby giant March 3, 2022
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Says the incest cultist

Yeah, no, there will always be childless people and no you don't get more votes for having children. You don't have a more of a stake in the future. This is just another greedy breeder ploy to elevate their own level of existential importance.
Hym "No. That's ridiculous. You need to start putting an asterisk next to everything these idiots say. 'I think anyone who does my incest cult should get a million votes!' Says the incest cultist. "All of the laws should directly reflect my incest cults rules!' Says the incest cultists!"
by Hym Iam July 26, 2024
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