Curtie 

A curtie is another word for a blue-butted African spider monkey..the only acception to this creature is its devine passion for the opposite sex...

My Curtie and your monkey should get together sometime!

Curtie by ---SpAcEroCkEt-- July 24, 2003

Curtie Turdy 

The best goddamn turd there ever was.

Wow, did you see that hottie? What a Curtie Turdy!

Curtie Turdy by Curtie Turdy May 7, 2014

Catching A Curtie 

When you sneak a nap in while on shift

Guy 1 “Hey, where’s Jerry?”
Guy 2 “I think he’s out behind the silos catching a curtie”

Catching A Curtie by Baby giant March 3, 2022

King Curtis

A temperamental seven year old who possesses an unbelievable amount of power in his kingdom(house). He can be found at demolition derbies, eating chicken nuggets or fiercely guarding his stash of bacon. He strongly dislikes fitness instructors named Joy, and you'll never see his face again if you make him feel like he's a "sorry person".

Example 1:
*Joy takes away his bacon*
King Curtis: Hey! I need to tell ya something! Bacon is good for me!

Example 2:
*King Curtis storms to his room*
King Curtis: Out of the blue, she thinks she's a smart lil girl and she can do whatever she wants. No! That's not what she can do in mah family. She acting like she the queen, and we're the sorry people!

King Curtis by Donald Reynolds June 17, 2013

Sodapop Curtis 

A character from the Outsiders; completely beautiful. He is gorgeous. Book by S.E. Hinton

Girl 1: I love Sodapop Curtis so much!
Girl 2: You make a move toward him and I will rip you limb from limb.
Girl 1: Ummm...

Sodapop Curtis by sodapoplover May 19, 2016

cartel cutie

A female who works for or hangs with people from a drug cartel.

That drug lord had a bevy of cartel cuties hovering around him!

cartel cutie by theauthormarkwilkins January 30, 2017

Worldwide cutie guy 

A new term for BTS’ Kim Seokjin aka Worldwide Handsome, that was made during the 2018 BBMAs

Jin: Hi my name is worldwide cutie guy
namjoon: ohh worldwide cutie guy

Worldwide cutie guy by kkjo June 10, 2018