Sour Crotch

When a young lady has their sex partner lick their vag, they will find that her vagina juice has a funky taste also know as sour crotch

Kyle made an unpleasent face when he discrovered that amy had a sour crotch

by QS&k May 8, 2007

Puddin' Crotch

When you are having intercourse with a woman who possibly has the reputation of being mushy and unsatisfactory like pudding. Pudding crotch is often caused by excessive whoreish type behavoirs leading males to ponder if the girl has any hope of returning to even remotely close to her previous form.

Guy 1: Yo dog last night was ruff!
Guy 2: What ya mean bra?
Guy 1: I accidently hooked up with some puddin' crotch
Guy 2: I hope you scrubbed hard this morning bra
Guy 1: Bra for sure

by pelio September 26, 2006

Crotch Crickets

Bugs in your underwear
crabs

Man, I got me some serious crotch crickets after I hung with that chick.

by Rab Dog July 27, 2004

dumpster crotch

a) Smelly female genitalia that can be compared to the aroma of a grocery store dumpster on a hot august day.

b) The owner of the smelly genitalia.

a) wow, that dirty skank has got some ripe dumpster crotch goin' on.

b) That bitch is one gruesome dumpster crotch.

by big steel momma January 26, 2006

crotch funk

What you get when you combine leather pants, sweat and no showering.

After a night of clubbing in my orange leather pants, I have some serious crotch funk problems.

by funky pants boi March 18, 2003

crotch stuffer

to stuff things down your pants to make your penis look larger.

martin is a crotch stuffer

by gareth robson June 24, 2005

Cowboy Crotch

the inner thighs of a person's legs are so sensitive to touch that in order to avoid pain, a person must walk bowlegged like a cowboy

I just walked seven miles and I have a serious case of cowboy crotch.

by ALS52 August 22, 2008