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Crank

When a male relieves himselfin the lavatory with some double pleasure on the potty.... ie. A Crap! A Poop! A Number 2!! & A Wank! A Toss! or A Pull! These will be timed to occur simultaneously to pleasure him in the loo. Yikes
Bloke get's up at smoko on building site and announces "I am off for a crank!" Has a pull and a poo for fun!! (yeah kids, im a little grossed out too)
by Missy Flutter January 10, 2012
mugGet the Crankmug.

Crank dat

The operation of igniting the burner on an ole Coleman portable grill
Put the butane canister in, lock it down, turn on the gas and crank dat.
by Allmeadowslawncare June 21, 2024
mugGet the Crank datmug.

Crank

Ayo you heard that new Lil Uzi? That jawn crank fool.
by rmxme May 26, 2020
mugGet the Crankmug.

Wank and Crank

Dancing while aggressively jacking off
Bob: "wanna see me wank and crank."
Jeff: "DEAR GOD NO! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?"
by OfficialGooseStudios February 11, 2022
mugGet the Wank and Crankmug.

Cranking Ass

1. A phrase referring to the act of whipping the fattest of 90's on an opponent.

2. Turn your mouse sensitivity up as high as possible to simulate artificial jiggle physics on a character model.
1. 'I'm so tired...I've been cranking ass on these noobs all night.'

2. 'Alright...my DPI is set to max, let's get to cranking ass'
by Ballistic Chili April 13, 2024
mugGet the Cranking Assmug.

shit cranking

when two people are fucking and you rip shit out of the others ass and stuff it in there mouth until they choke to death
i was shit cranking my gramma cuz she yelled at me
by LilButNuster May 27, 2024
mugGet the shit crankingmug.

Crank

A person that will smash anybody
by Lul keyy babyyy July 23, 2019
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