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The Crank

A spasm that attacks young men aged 12-18, those who “Crank” average around 5-10 cranks per 5 minutes.
“Look he’s cranking it
“That was a aggressive crank”
OH MY GOD LOOK AT THE CRANK”
by NúzNation January 8, 2020
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Crank

*does fire trick in park skiing/boardin*
Yo bro that trick was crank

*person has a cool tie*
Your tie is so crank!
by Iris and Jake March 3, 2021
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Crank pipe

A crank pipe is a sophisticatedly blown glass tube with a bubble on the end used specifically for smoking methamphetamine and preferably made with Pyrex. Available in different colors and thickness. Commonly referred to as an "oil burner" when purchased at the store. Car air freshener tubes are also a popular material purchased specifically for the purpose of blowing the glass tube into a bubble with a torch until its red hot and pops a small hole in the top to allow the air flow to carry the smoke as you twist the pipe from 10°-2oclock position into your mouth as you inhale to achieve a good hit. Properly maintaining this unique apparatus is suggested to retain efficient burning. The solid black at the end is referred to as "pipe wipe" or "war-paint" as the soot turns everything you touch black. Ashes or wink paired with a Q-tip is the best way to clean an abused p-lo. Over time them become thin and/or pitted causing them to break at the most inconvenient moment. Out of desperation light bulbs or foil can also be modified for smoking. Average cost is $2.00-$5.00 thin ones are cheapest and broken pipes can also be reblown with a torch or recycled to other tweakers. If your brave the residue can be scraped or "cracked back" refered to as "raping the pipe" when smoked and tastes like shit or even cause a broke dope to fiend out when the last of the shits been smoked already and nothing is left even after hours of dedicated "carpet-surfing" turns up nothing.
Fuckin'A I cant find my crank pipe.
by BunzR_us February 22, 2018
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crank it and spank it

When used in business: wrap it up and get on with the task.

Note: if you have an HR department you should not use this phrase in business.
Okay team, let’s crank it and spank it!”
by Shh shh shh August 1, 2022
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Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

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Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

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Cry and a wank

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All the emotions
“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.
by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022
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Crank

a crank is a creature from the movie trilogy and book series The Maze Runner.

its described as a zombie-looking creature, with pale skin, and reddened eyes. They're very skinny, so you could see their bons underneath their skin. they have extremely black and/or red veins as well as some sort of strings out of their skin, making them stick to the wall in some of the scenes in The Maze Runner movies.
person 1: "what are those zombie things?"

person 2: "those are the Cranks!"
by ★pjo_tmr_nerd★ April 21, 2024
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Crank my cudgel

Unless I can crank my cudgel before we leave, I'll be in a bad mood all day.
by Usmafia86 July 27, 2022
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