My Coochie Be Stankin 

an expression with multiple meanings but all of them refer to the state of being drunk.
1. Being drunk but not shit-faced.. Can still stand and talk with only slightly slurred speech. (see example for proper usage)
2. The condition of having a severe hangover from your coochie be stankin from the night before (see example for proper usage)
3. The antipatory mood of looking forward to your coochie stankin later that night. (see example for proper usage)
coined by Johnny Takoma

1. "I had one too many vodka tonics at Happy Hour, now my coochie be stankin bad."

2. "My coochie be stankin today from my coochie be stankin from last night at Happy Hour , now give me some tylenol!"

3. "My coochie be stankin for a cocktail right now. I can't wait to get off work and head down to happy hour to start the process of my coochie be stankin."

My Coochie Be Stankin by Poonstankqua February 1, 2009

Collateral Coochie

Coochie gained from roasting someone in the process of getting coochie. A vulturistic tactic of turning coochiful interest away from someone getting coochie to steal said coochie.

The boys roasted Martin when he was showing a girl falcon heavy landing clips in an attempt to have her become disinterested in Martin and obtain that Collateral Coochie.

Collateral Coochie by Rich Nigga JT August 27, 2018

sushi coochie 

(noun) a vagina, or coochie, that possesses an odor resemblant to that of raw fish, making it smell like sushi

Brad: "Yo, Jack, how was eating out Brianna last night?
Jack: "Not too good, man, she had some real bad sushi coochie."
Brad: "Damn, I was wondering why your breath smelled like fish."
Jack: "She gave some mean top, though."

sushi coochie by kyle0326 December 27, 2018

Dry Coochie Energy 

DCE, or Dry Coochie Energy is someone who is stingy, rude, bigoted, and over all don’t pass the vibe check. Someone who spreads negative energy and wishes ill of others who are doing well for themselves.

She didn’t tip her server anything? Dude she got Dry Coochie Energy.

Dry Coochie Energy by LeonitisTheGreat August 21, 2020

Canned coochie 

Squidwards favorite non-perishable food
It tastes very bad like a weird orange but he loves it

oh my they really have it
Canned COOCHIE

Canned coochie by Scoomplie October 28, 2019

Hoochie Coochie Dancer 

The Hoochie Coochie was a sexually provocative dance that originated at the Philadelphia Centennial Exhibition in 1876. It became more widely popular in 1893 during the Chicago World's Fair.

The term "Hoochie-Coochie Girls" was utilized by Carnival Barkers to describe scantily clad female dancers performing in side shows. The term was used up to the early 60's. Many older people still use the term to describe modern day strippers.

Hoochie Coochie Dancer

Hoochie Coochie Dancer by Rich-D December 7, 2012

Spit shine the coochie 

Spitting on your hand before going to town on a coochie

Example: “It was so dry down there I had to spit shine the coochie”

Spit shine the coochie by Microwavereadyspaghetti May 8, 2019