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Santa Claus

Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile. Not only is he a pervert who watches over children, but he also has a child pornography collection. In fact, he has the largest child porn collection in history. He is now sentenced to life in jail and he is now a registered sex offender.

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Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile.
by Comedyandhak June 8, 2022
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Santa Claus

Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile. Not only is he a pervert who watches over children, but he also has a child pornography collection. In fact, he has the largest child porn collection in history. He is now sentenced to life in jail and he is now a registered sex offender.

THE END
Santa Claus is very disgusting pedophile.
by Comedyandhak June 8, 2022
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Santa Claus

A disgusting pedophile and pervert that watches children every year. Not only does watch children, but he also has the largest child porn collection in the world. Santa Claus has been arrested and charged for the possession of child pornography. He has been sentenced to life imprisonment with no parole. And the bars in his jail cell will be strong, so there’s no way for him to get out.
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Slayage Clause

This is defined by a moment in which a person has exuded so much slay in the action, that they must've been legally obligated to do it.
"Theresa definitely enacted the slayage clause when she told Allison that having a baby shower at the school wasn't cost-effective, but just trashy."
by ethanmarielynn November 5, 2022
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Slanta Clause

Herro, why you no say Slanta Clause comin tonite
by EazyE47 November 13, 2022
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Cooper Clause

when players tell you to slow down in practice to prevent repeat plays that waste time.
The Cooper Clause was made at USC because of Jordan Thomas Cooper’s good play.
by Coop Dupe March 19, 2023
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the clause

jordan's transness
"why is jordan allowed to stay over?"
"jordan doesn't have the facilities to make anything happen."
"ah, the clause."
by whatskillingkenny May 10, 2023
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